1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:23,322 [Man] Mars surface ops, this is Houston. We're go for data. 3 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,693 [Man temp good. Remote pedal actuator good. 4 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:32,264 Probe primary and auxiliary transponders a-okay. 5 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,867 Shunt voltage three zero. 6 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:39,938 [Man D.S.N. uplink rate is now 61.101. 7 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:42,107 Copy. We'll see if we can better that for you. 8 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,309 This is the probe's 9 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,645 We need all the data we can get. 10 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:51,750 Uh, standby. We're getting a low current level here. 11 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:55,421 Voltage is down to, uh, 185. 12 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:59,224 [Man Here's our rock, fellas. One-one-niner. 13 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,493 - Beautiful. - There it is again. There it is again. 14 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,797 Voltage down to 113. 15 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,965 - Can you repo the solar arrays? - [Man 16 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,301 M.P.C. load is critical. 17 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,570 - [Beeping] - Mars surface ops, we're losing the signal. 18 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:14,740 - We're losing the signal here! - [Crackling] 19 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:19,812 Roger that. Transmission terminated. 20 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,848 - Well, people, congratulations. - [Smattering Of Applause] 21 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,285 We collected data on over a dozen new rocks. 22 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:31,423 I'd say this was five years and three trillion dollars well spent! 23 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:35,494 [Cheering] 24 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:39,832 [Brakes Screeching] 25 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:42,534 [Horn Honking] 26 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,714 [Tires Squealing] 27 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,629 [Grunts] 28 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:15,267 [Grunts] 29 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,339 Come on, gentlemen, keep up with me. I want an exclusive... 30 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:22,508 with that policeman who was in the Santa Barbara shootout. 31 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:24,576 - I'll take it. - Glad you could make it, O'Hara. 32 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,212 Prescott, it's yours. Take Harrison and camera car five. 33 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,548 I want it for the 6:00. It's no good at 10:00. You got that? 34 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,584 - It's no good at 10:00. - What are you, a parrot? Get movin'. 35 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,188 I want footage of that 1st Monument Bank that got knocked off down in Oxnard. 36 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,257 - I'm all over it. - Van Gundy? 37 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,492 - Sir! - And get that security camera's videotape, you got that? 38 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,728 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - No tape, no story. 39 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:45,497 You got it, boss. Whatever you say, boss. 40 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:49,935 I like Van Gundy. I need something on that shuttle launch tonight at Vandenberg. 41 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,437 - Well, that's me. I know Vandenberg, chief. - Chief? 42 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,040 Who are you, Clark Kent? FFelix, it's yours. 43 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,576 Get interviews with all the top brass involved. 44 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,846 Oh, take Brace with you. It's a good story for her to cut her teeth on. 45 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:04,750 Brace? Are you sure? Because I usually produce Brace's on-camera segments. 46 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:08,587 We're a team. I mean, we're more than a team. Brace and I are-- 47 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:11,356 You and my daughter are what? 48 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:19,364 - Um, nothing. - That's right. 49 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,267 I didn't send Brace to all those fancy English boarding schools... 50 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:25,737 to wind up with the likes of you. 51 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:29,975 Oh, O'Hara, I've got something here that's right up your alley. 52 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,312 A senior citizens' tanning contest being held tomorrow at Sunset Pier. 53 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,415 The Hawaiian Tropic Senior Cocoa Butter Classic. 54 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,984 - Huh? - [Reporters Laughing] 55 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,220 I want footage of all the old farts baking, 56 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:45,757 an interview with the doctor on the dangers of sunbathing, yadda, yadda. 57 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:50,629 Something to fill time if my idiot weatherman runs short. 58 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,934 Mr. Channing? Mr. Channing? Excuse me. Sir? 59 00:03:56,002 --> 00:04:01,006 You hired me because I had ten years' experience as a newspaper reporter. 60 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,977 Now, I will go to the ends of the Earth to bring you a great story. 61 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:08,180 But I need the chance. 62 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:13,252 You know, Tim, when I look at you, I see myself at your age. 63 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:16,188 - Really? - And I was a moron! 64 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,658 - Huh. - But you got a lot of nerve, O'Hara, and I like that. 65 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,327 Sometimes. Okay, it's yours. 66 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,796 - B-B-B-But you said-- - Shut up, Felix. 67 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,132 You won't-- You won't regret this, sir. You really won't. 68 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,603 O'Hara! You screw up this Vandenberg thing, you're fired. Is that clear? 69 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,940 Yeah. Crystal. 70 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,009 [Man Over Loudspeaker] Attention, all personnel. 71 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,311 We are T minus five minutes and counting. 72 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:42,214 We're here at the Vandenberg Air Force Base, where for the first time, 73 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,783 - Cut. Brace? - The shuttle Atlantis will be launched... 74 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,686 - Sweetie, could we lose the gum? - Billy! 75 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,788 Excuse me, Sergeant. 76 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,890 - [Spits] - I love show business. 77 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,226 Yeah, okay. Everybody back to one, please. Here we go. 78 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:59,331 Same thing. In five, four, three, two-- 79 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,400 We're here at Vandenberg Air Force Base. 80 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,802 - We're here at Vandenberg Air Force Base, - Where just minutes from now, 81 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:07,806 where just minutes from now, the shuttle Atlantis will be launching for the first time... 82 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,908 - on the west coast. - I understand that Project Deadhead... 83 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:14,212 I understand that Project Deadhead is carrying a sophisticated satellite... 84 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,983 - to study the Fiona comet. - To study the Fiona comet. 85 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,053 Yes, the satellite has a specialized guidance system... 86 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,523 which will allow it to pass closer to the comet than ever before. 87 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,591 Yeah, yeah. Is Jerry Garcia on board? 88 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,860 What? 89 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:32,164 Is Jerry Garcia on board? 90 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:35,867 Is Jerry Garcia on board? 91 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:39,171 - Well, yes, actually. - Yes! 92 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,907 Project Deadhead gets its name from the fact... 93 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:45,610 that its payload includes the ashes of famous rocker... 94 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,746 Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead. 95 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,915 How in the world did you know that? 96 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:52,784 - It's my job to know that. - It's my job to know these things. 97 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,487 Well. 98 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:04,029 [Cheering, Applause] 99 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:17,409 - Okay, Lizzie, go to Brace. - [Cheering Continues] 100 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,112 All right, Brace, here we go. The big wrap-up. 101 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:23,382 - And so, on this the night of the Fiona Comet, - And so, on this, 102 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,118 the night of the Fiona Comet, our thoughts turn... 103 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:29,654 to that satellite's only passenger-- Jerry Garcia. 104 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:33,925 - I'm Brace Channing-- - I'm Brace Channing for KGSC. 105 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,261 - Thank you, Captain Dalton. - Thank you. 106 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:40,799 - God, you're beautiful. - God, you're beautiful. 107 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:45,437 - [Gasps] - Thank you. So are you. 108 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,606 [Exhales] And we're out. 109 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:51,877 - Tim, I'd like a word with you. - And I'm dead. 110 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:56,648 - Colonel? - Yes? 111 00:06:56,716 --> 00:07:00,185 - You might want to take a look at this, sir. - The Fiona Comet? 112 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,321 - So what? - It's changing direction, sir. 113 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:06,491 That's impossible. Are you sure it's not the trajectory of our own satellite? 114 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:10,162 Yes, sir. Uh, the comet's just changed direction again, sir. 115 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,597 - It's gotta be the equipment. - I've got down line confirmation. 116 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:15,767 No, sir. Our backup computers verify all systems go. 117 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:18,670 It's-- It's coming down, sir. 118 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:22,674 - The satellite? - No, sir. The comet. 119 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,843 Okay, let's go to general alert. 120 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,945 - Major, scramble the F-16s. - Yes, sir! 121 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,114 - Sergeant, get SETI group on the line. - Copy that. 122 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,284 Showtime, boys. We got ourselves a U.F.O. 123 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:35,987 Excuse me. 124 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:39,458 - What's this? - It's Capt. Dalton's telephone number. 125 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:42,561 Well, he's not really my type, but-- 126 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,230 - You made me look such an idiot. - Brace, come on. 127 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,400 - Let me explain. - Just wait until I tell my daddy. 128 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,036 - No, Br-- Brace, come on! - Billy! 129 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,138 - Wait a minute! Look, I-- - Nice knowin' ya. 130 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,841 Ooh-hoo. Let us know where you end up. 131 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,510 - [Sighs] - It wasn't a complete disaster. 132 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,846 Oh, compared to what? 133 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:02,914 - The Hindenburg? - [Chuckles] 134 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,750 Titanic. I'm sorry, pal. 135 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,153 [Chuckles] Thanks. Thanks a lot. 136 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,455 Sorry. 137 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,868 The blues kept knockin' upon my door 138 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,870 - [Radio Stations Changing] - [Voice On Radio] Get your nose up! Pull up! 139 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:27,939 I said up, not out of joint! 140 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,243 We're goin' down! 141 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,579 - Mayday! Mayday! - Oh, not another ticket. 142 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,781 [Engine Roaring] 143 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:47,592 - Whoa! - [Tires Squealing] 144 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:51,997 [Electronic Bleeping] 145 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,542 [Breathing Heavily] 146 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,480 [Gasps] 147 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,815 - [Tires Screeching] - Aaah! 148 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,618 Are you crazy? You could have totalled my car! 149 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,720 - Did you see it? Did you see it? - See what? 150 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,889 [Stammering] There was a crash. A plane or some-- 151 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,958 It was like a stealth fighter! I don't know! 152 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,828 - It happened so fast! - Oh, my God, a plane crash! 153 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:27,299 Well, that's terrible! We don't even have any video! 154 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:30,068 Good! It's over here. 155 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,804 - [Brace] Tim, wait for me! - Humans. 156 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:37,242 - Wait, not so fast! It's my story too, remember? - [Electronic Beeping] 157 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,017 - [Tim] What was that? - [Brace] Hmm? What was what? 158 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,587 It was this flicker, this-- this light that-- 159 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,590 - Never mind. - What, Tim? 160 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:54,659 Tim, wait! Oh, my heel! 161 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,662 These are really expensive shoes, you know! 162 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:03,034 - [Gasps] - [Breathing] 163 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,203 Come on, Tim, where is it? 164 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,440 It was this huge thing! It was this-- 165 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:12,177 You know, it's really creepy out here. 166 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,580 [Grunting] Ow! 167 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,318 Tim? 168 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:24,289 - You've got 30 seconds and I'm leaving! - Hmm. 169 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,359 [Mumbling] 170 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:32,063 [Groans] 171 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,299 - Look at this. - [Screams] What's that? 172 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,002 I don't know. I-I-- I don't know. 173 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:40,972 - Is this your idea of a joke? - No, I swear to you-- look at-- I mean, this thing was huge. 174 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,976 Oh, really? And I thought you were one of the normal ones! 175 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:48,079 - [Alien Breathing Heavily] - I am one of the normal ones, normally. 176 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,515 [Scoffs] Ha ha ha. 177 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:54,219 [Scoffs] Nice try, Tim. 178 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:58,356 You and me, alone on the beach, on the night of a lunar eclipse, no less. 179 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,393 - I didn't make this up! - Keep this as a memento of our last date. 180 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:04,095 Last date? We haven't even had our first date! 181 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,731 - [Engine Starting] - Well, consider this both. 182 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:09,634 - Brace? Brace! - [Tires Screeching] 183 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,172 [Grunting] 184 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,042 [Grunting] Ahh. 185 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:21,179 Nurplex. Ay-yi-yi-yi mmm! 186 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,690 [Car Sputtering] 187 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:39,898 [Inhales Deeply] Humans. 188 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,967 - Come on, come on, come on. - [Engine Sputtering] 189 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:51,476 - Savages! - [Car Sputters, Turns Over] 190 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,796 [Backfires] 191 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:19,337 [Car Sputtering, Backfiring] 192 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,419 - Tim! - Aaah! Mrs. Brown. 193 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,255 - Too much lipstick? - Uh, well, 194 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,858 no, no, no, no. 195 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:43,128 No, it's just that you, uh... 196 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,330 kind of appeared, that's all. 197 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,665 I saved you some of my special brownies. 198 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,001 Mrs. Brown, brownies. Get it? [Chuckles] 199 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,103 - Yes! That's good. - There you go. 200 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:54,706 - Thank you very much. - [Chuckles] Did you see the eclipse? 201 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,642 Wasn't it tr�s magnifique? 202 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,011 - Those French tapes are really paying off, aren't they? - Oh, you noticed. 203 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,380 - [Chuckles] Thanks for the brownies, Mrs. Brown. - [Chuckles] 204 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,984 Oh, Tim. I wanted to remind you... 205 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,686 about the charity rummage sale this weekend. 206 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,556 If you have anything you want to donate, leave it in the garage and I'll pick it up. 207 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,992 Well, trust me, this will be right on top of the pile. 208 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,662 - Ahh. - Good night, Mrs. Brown. 209 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:22,000 One more thing I wanted to tell you, Tim! Oh, good night, Tim! 210 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,636 [Sighs] 211 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,651 I'm havin' a bad night. 212 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:42,520 I couldn't agree with ya more completely. 213 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,990 - Shut up. - How do you do it? 214 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:49,227 - [Answering Machine Beeps] - O'Hara here. Please leave a message. Make it short. 215 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:53,998 - [Answering Machine Beeps] - Channing here. You're fired. 216 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,367 - Short enough for ya? - [Receiver Clicks] 217 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,737 What more can I say? When you're right, you're right! 218 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,274 [Wheezing] 219 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:08,413 [Coughing] 220 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,260 [Electronic Whirring] 221 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,199 [Gasps] Hmm. 222 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,279 [Groans] 223 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:50,221 [Gasps] Stay where you are, little Earth man, 224 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,423 and no harm will come to you. 225 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:55,994 Say, I wish I'd thought of that! 226 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,797 - [Tim] Hello? - What more can I say? When you're right, you're right! 227 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,433 - Be silent. - How do you do it? 228 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,103 I thought I told you to shut up. 229 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,739 I couldn't agree with you more-- [Muffled] 230 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,341 You leave me no choice. 231 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,711 Who's there? I got a gun! 232 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,828 Static. [Groans] 233 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:51,482 - Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey. - [Moans Softly] 234 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,851 - Hey! [Grunts] - That's it, Earthling! 235 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:58,556 - [Grunting] - It's alive! 236 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,826 Hyah! 237 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,330 Okay, you wanna play games? 238 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:09,400 - Slide through. - I must be going... [Grunts] nuts. 239 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:13,137 [Laughs] One strike, no balls. 240 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,374 Over here, Tiger Woods. [Chuckling] 241 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,676 [Blows Raspberry] Aaah! 242 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:23,848 - Hey, look-- Jimmy Hoffa. - Leisure suit from hell! 243 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,718 [Whimpering] 244 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:31,189 - I'm gonna... - Ohh! 245 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,424 Mutilate you! 246 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:40,431 Come on! Show your face... if you have one. 247 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,904 Where-- Where'd he go? 248 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:54,412 What the heck was in those brownies? 249 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,081 When dealing with primitive life-forms, 250 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,051 sometimes one must resort to primitive acts. 251 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:03,054 - Are you okay, Zoot? - [Coughing] 252 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,457 If you don't mind my asking, where were you? This alien was trying to kill me! 253 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,226 Don't be such a wet blanket. 254 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,396 Wait a minute. Leave my mother out of this! 255 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,564 It's your fault we ended up on this no-good, carbon-based, 256 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,701 - over-oxygenated, miserable excuse of a-- - [Knock On Door] 257 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,970 - [Woman] Tim? - Oh, no. It's another one! 258 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,773 I know you're not asleep yet. 259 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,075 Tim, it's Lizzie! 260 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,444 [Gasps] Blotz! It's Lizzie! 261 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,546 What's a Lizzie? 262 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,482 I would say a Model T Ford, but this one has better tires. 263 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:35,119 - Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga! - I know what a woman is, but what do I do with it? 264 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,756 Help, Mr. Lifeguard, I'm drowning. I need mouth-to-mouth. 265 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,225 Ugh, saliva exchange. 266 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,961 I would never partake in such an unsanitary interaction. 267 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,431 There must be some other way to greet a female and then be rid of it. 268 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,499 - [Knock On Door] - Tim! - [Gasps] 269 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,902 If it was me, I'd be he. 270 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:54,172 - Tim, please. - Good thinking, Zoot. 271 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,993 Okay, Tim, I'm picking up the hide-a-key. 272 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,933 - Gonna open the door. - [Key Turning] 273 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,270 - Tim? - Lizzie! 274 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,473 My dear friend or family member. 275 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,975 Uh, oh, my gosh. 276 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,978 Oh, inappropriate. 277 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:39,150 - Oh, boy. - [Zoot] I told you they cover their flingdat here. 278 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,286 Lizzie, my dear friend or family member. 279 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,555 You sound funny. Are you catching a cold? 280 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,858 A cold, a virus? [Deep Voice] Yes. 281 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,393 [Voice Changing] A contagious bubonic plague. You better leave. 282 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,196 What? What in the world-- 283 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,333 Are-- Are you a Trekkie? 284 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,469 Uh, yes, I am. 285 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,005 Okay, what's going on? 286 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,908 - What's going on? - Tim, are you okay? 287 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,310 - You don't seem like yourself. - Oh, I'm Tim, all right. 288 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:09,547 - Tim O'Hara, no reason to doubt it. - Uh, what's going on? 289 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,083 Lots. 290 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,824 - Mmm. - Mmm. 291 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,565 - Lizzie. - Yeah? 292 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,668 If you're my sister, an explanation is in order. 293 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,938 [Chuckles] Yeah. 294 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,674 - Does this mean that you and I are-- - Indeed. 295 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:40,511 - Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do, and you... - What? 296 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,747 - Need... to go. - Huh? 297 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,983 Wha-- 298 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,956 - Human emotions. - Crazy monkeys. 299 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,296 [Humming] 300 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:03,100 [Siren] 301 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:16,280 - [Beeping] - [Chattering] 302 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,851 Welcome, sir. 303 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,589 Where's Coleye? 304 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:28,993 Examining mucus-type protoplasm. 305 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,731 Hmm. It's saline-based. 306 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,001 Good God, Coleye, put that on a slide next time. 307 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,471 I want this stuff analyzed and the cigarette dusted for prints. 308 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:44,709 - I want to know whose this was. - There's more, sir. 309 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,780 [Coleye] Quadroped becomes... biped? 310 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,783 It must have taken human form! 311 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,286 The footprints stop at the road. 312 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,421 We think someone may have picked them up. 313 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,924 Evidence of a crash, 314 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,526 no spaceship and alien in human form? 315 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,129 It's just like the incident of '64! 316 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,765 Keep your mouth shut, you idiot. 317 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,134 That incident is not only classified, 318 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,870 but it never happened, you got it? 319 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,774 - Yes, sir. - Once again, we have no alien, no U.F.O. 320 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,143 If you can't get me either one, 321 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,279 then you'd better start looking for another job. 322 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:24,048 Well, you heard him! Move it! It's out there somewhere! 323 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,150 - So, move it! Go! Move! - Yes, sir! 324 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,354 And God help the poor soul... 325 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,857 who picked him up. 326 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,835 [Screams] 327 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,904 Silence, subculturer! 328 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:51,175 - Let me down! - Look what you did to me. Barbarian! 329 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,544 - Let me down! - As you wish! 330 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,314 - [Electronic Buzz] - [Screams, Crashes] 331 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,549 [Grunts] 332 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,754 For a thief, you are extremely clumsy. 333 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,358 - Thief? I'm not a thief. - So I see. 334 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:10,394 Tim O'Hara. You are a reporter. 335 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,064 Reporter? No. I'm a producer, pal! 336 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:16,434 - Let me tell ya, I-- Aaah! - [Electronic Buzzing] 337 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:20,404 Look, I didn't steal anything, okay? I don't know what you're talking about. 338 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,074 - All right, all right. - [Electronic Buzzing] 339 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:26,210 No! No! [Coughing] 340 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,380 Warning, Tim O'Hara. Any attempt to expose me will be useless. 341 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:33,384 Martians use 100 % of their brain capacity, humans less than 10. 342 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:38,255 - I think we use more than ten. - Your astronauts pee in their space suits. 343 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:41,425 Case closed. 344 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,296 [Grunting] 345 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,798 Okay. Okay, just-- 346 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:52,136 [Electronic Whirring] 347 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:58,642 Whoa! 348 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:08,285 Okay, it's just a dream. It's a very bad dream. 349 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:13,391 [Panting] Just-- Come on. Wake up. Wake up! 350 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,993 What's with that? 351 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,264 - I believe it's called a nervous breakdown. - Last night did not happen. 352 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,567 - I don't believe in aliens. - I heard that! 353 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:27,304 To us, you are the alien. 354 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,141 If you must know, I am from the planet you call Mars. 355 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:34,278 - And what, I'm from Uranus? I never-- - I was getting to you! 356 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,514 Don't get a crease in your Sputnik. 357 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,783 [Zoot] Please, just introduce me to monkey boy. 358 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:42,953 This is my Zoot. 359 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,657 - A polymorphous Zootenex 3,000. - Just look, don't touch. 360 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:50,127 - Your suit talks? - [Scoffs] Incessantly. 361 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,196 Corduroys talk, nobody gives them grief. 362 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,298 - [Zoot] Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. - Mars? Wait a minute. 363 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:58,269 [Stuttering] There's no life on Mars. We've sent probes. 364 00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:01,939 I'd try to explain it, but you people still think "E" equals "MC" squared. 365 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:06,143 - You're still trying to analyze our rocks. Ha-ha! - [Hydraulic Hissing] 366 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,847 Oh! Blasted sand particles. 367 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:13,117 They've completely crystallized the vortex generator. 368 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,653 - Hey, do you mind? - [Knock On Door] - [Mrs. Brown] Tim! 369 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,488 - [Gasps] - Now what? 370 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,957 - Thank God, an eyewitness. - Eyewitness? Negative. 371 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:24,195 - You must tell no one. - No offence, but your ship is double-parked in my living room. 372 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,730 You're the biggest story in the history of mankind! 373 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,500 There is intelligent life out there in the universe! 374 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:31,335 I hope you're not including yourself in that statement! 375 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,171 Tim, listen, I'm sorry to bother you so early in the morning, 376 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,240 but I got a hold of your mail, and I wanted-- 377 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,910 Could you just-- please, come here. Take a look at that! 378 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,913 [Tim] Aaah! 379 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:47,918 Tim, you definitely need a maid! Oh, hello! 380 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:54,992 - Greetings. - Oh, I'm sorry to catch you in your... pyjamas. 381 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,762 - Pyjamas? [Muffled] - [Stammering] Where's the spaceship? 382 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,398 - [Mrs. Brown] Spaceship? - Right here. 383 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:04,435 Oh, for the rummage sale! Does it come with an action figure? 384 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,438 - You're looking at him. - [Chuckles] Oh. I don't believe we've met. 385 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,541 - No, don't touch him! He's a Martian. - Tim, what's going on? 386 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,610 - [Stuttering] - I beg your-- Mart-- Martin? 387 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,246 - Yes. Martin. - No, no, no, no! 388 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,715 - He's a-- uh-- - Uncle! 389 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:21,051 - Martin. - Oh. 390 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,221 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. - He turns invisible, okay? 391 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,290 His suit talks-- he's got a talking suit. 392 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,392 He's got these things that pop out of his head-- You just-- 393 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,928 - Show her. Go ahead. Come on, give her the finger. - Tim! 394 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:35,399 No, I didn't mean that. I don't know what I mean. Forget it. 395 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,469 You'll have to forgive Tim, Mrs. Brown. He lost his job last night, 396 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,571 and he's experiencing a nervous breakdown. 397 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,806 Oh, poor dear. 398 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,909 - I hope it doesn't affect the rent. - [Laughing Hysterically] 399 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,945 - Don't worry, I'm here to look after him. - Ha! 400 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:51,882 He's very lucky to have an uncle like you in his life, Martin. 401 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:55,753 And you, Mrs. Brown, are like a brilliant quasar in the black hole of my day. 402 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:59,056 Oh! Call me Lorelei. 403 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:01,992 Lorelei. The sound of... 404 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:06,096 pure mountain spring water from the centre of the Earth. 405 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,899 Oh, my. [Chuckles] 406 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:16,006 - [Slurping] - [Stammering] 407 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:19,009 Oh! [Chuckles] 408 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:22,680 I obviously misconstrued a custom. I apologize. 409 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:26,116 I'm from... New York. 410 00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:29,086 No, actually, it's-- [Stuttering] It's fine. 411 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:32,823 [Stuttering] It's perfect. [Sighs] 412 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:35,759 - Oh, brother. - Oh, Martin? 413 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,828 Yes, Lorelei? 414 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:43,801 Um, Mr. Brown... passed away several years ago. 415 00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:48,806 - I thought you might like to know that. - Hmm. 416 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:52,610 Au revoir. [Chuckles] 417 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,645 Hmm? 418 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:57,214 Just for the record, a handshake will do for me. 419 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,316 [Scoffs] You think that I actually enjoyed... 420 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,518 tasting that female's exoskeleton? 421 00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:05,489 [Shudders] I merely used my data on your primitive species to determine... 422 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,958 the optimum way to avoid suspicion. 423 00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:11,629 - Yeah, but what's the optimum way to get home? - [Scoffs] Blotz! 424 00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:16,133 I don't know, Zoot. Where on this barbaric swamp of a planet... 425 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:19,470 can we find the makings of an electron accelerator? 426 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:22,539 - [Zoot] Maybe your new girlfriend has one. - Oh, that's very funny. 427 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:25,976 Excuse me. Fellas, I don't mean to interrupt, but... 428 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:31,181 I-I, you know, I think I might be able to help you find that electron thing. 429 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:32,983 We're toast. 430 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:35,819 I don't believe this. You really think you can... 431 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,888 repair your ship with all this junk? 432 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:40,257 Everything has been carefully chosen for its potential to fashion... 433 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,893 a crude vortex electron accelerator. 434 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,929 Except for this. A pooper scooper. 435 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,732 I have no idea what it does, but it's fascinating. 436 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,337 Excuse me. Where are your nuclear implosion couplers? 437 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:55,839 For a garden hose? 438 00:27:57,642 --> 00:28:00,577 I'm never going to get off this infernal planet. 439 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,846 [Zoot] The I.Q. of a pancake. 440 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:04,948 You're right. Humans are truly the amoebas of the universe! 441 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,618 Yeah, this from a guy who talks to his tin foil suit. 442 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,788 - Hey, what was that for? - It wasn't me, it was Zoot. 443 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:14,958 - [Zoot Laughing] - Come here a sec. 444 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,761 Listen, you've been on Earth, what, all of ten minutes? 445 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:20,264 - It's not so bad here. - [Chuckles] That's what Neenurt said. 446 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:24,234 - Who? - Exactly. One of my planet's most gifted scientists, 447 00:28:24,302 --> 00:28:26,904 and now he's gone without a trace. 448 00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:30,774 He arrived on Earth in 1964, and, I presume, was abducted by your government. 449 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,976 I shudder to think what they did to him in the name of science. 450 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:37,314 - What are they laughing at? - [Laughing] Hey, space man! 451 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,451 - I've been discovered! - [Electronic Buzz] - [Gasps] 452 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,053 - [Grunting] - Sorry about that. 453 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:44,822 - Oh, my-- - What happened? 454 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,157 They don't know anything. They were just making fun of your-- 455 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,661 Making fun. I'm one of the best-dressed beings on my planet. 456 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,763 [Man] Yo, Elvis! Nice suit. 457 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:57,101 Well, Dorothy, I hate to tell you this, but you're not in Kansas any more. 458 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,269 [Zoot] That's great. The minute I turn my back, 459 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,772 you're getting into someone else's pants! 460 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,908 [Martin] I need to blend in, and you stand out like a putt stick at a blackbell convention. 461 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,977 [Zoot] I should have known by the way you've been gawking... 462 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,113 at every T-shirt and sweat pant we pass. 463 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,516 - Don't come apart at the seams! - Why is Zoot always the last to know? 464 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,952 - All right, all right, all right! - [Zoot Sobbing] 465 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,856 - Martian footage, take one. - Zoot, this is tearing me apart too. 466 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,759 [Zoot] I know I'm not what I used to be. 467 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:24,661 I mean, a stretch mark here, a line stain there. 468 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:27,030 [Zoot Sobbing] 469 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,701 [Screams] 470 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,504 - Hey! - Pervert! 471 00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:36,607 It's not safe for a woman around here! 472 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,742 I'm ready to blend in now. 473 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,617 - Outstanding. - Martin, that outfit looks ridic-- 474 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:49,386 - Stylin', bro! - Thanks, bro. 475 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,488 [Chuckles] Real cool. 476 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:53,557 I've got the touch on two planets. 477 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,959 I gotta get out more. How did your Zoot take the-- 478 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:58,328 Zoot, he's highly intelligent. He understands. 479 00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:01,865 Aaaah! You used me, you buttonhole! 480 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:06,036 - Go and have your fling. Colours fade! You'll see! - [Knock On Door] 481 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,472 - Hello? - Huh? Oh, incoming. 482 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,275 Hello? Man. 483 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,711 Oh, geez! 484 00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:17,514 Talk about a tacky suit! 485 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,583 - [Chuckles] - Tacky, huh? 486 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,454 Hey! Hey! What? 487 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:29,927 - Now turn the other cheek. - [Slapping Sound] - Ow! Hey! 488 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,630 - [Shudders, Exhales] - Catch you later, Spanky. 489 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:37,835 [Exhales] 490 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:40,170 All right, I'm bustin' out! 491 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,272 - There. - Go ahead, try 'em all on. 492 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,742 See if I care. Whoa! 493 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:49,413 If love is a crime, lock me up! 494 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,517 I'm guilty. Look at her. 495 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,186 A perfect size six, 496 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,857 and never been worn! 497 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:04,228 Darling, don't speak. Just come to me. [Chuckles] 498 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:08,065 Oh, this is crazy. I'm a polymorph, and you're a polyester. 499 00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:11,134 Yes, you're synthetic, but I like that in a girl! 500 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,871 Give me some thread, baby! [Kissing Sounds] 501 00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:17,274 - Oh, what's this, Velcro? Ohh! - Zoot! 502 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:20,110 Ah! No, thank you, little girl, I don't want to buy any cookies! 503 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:23,547 You lecherous leotard! Have you no shame? 504 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:26,750 Look who's talking, Mr. Clothes Horse! 505 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:30,821 Now, in you go, or you'll take a long walk on a short hanger. 506 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,923 Coming in for a landing! Flaps down! 507 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:36,894 - [Flatulent Sound] - I said bag it, mister! 508 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:40,397 All right, all right, you don't have to throw me in the hamper. 509 00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:43,967 [Grunting, Speaking Gibberish] 510 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,236 Dork. 511 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:51,608 - Next time, the dry cleaner. - Bite these. 512 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:54,645 [Gasps] You-- Blasted nurplex! 513 00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:59,182 Oh, Venus, Neptune! 514 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,818 - Help me, Tim! - Mm-hmm. 515 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:04,621 Tim, it's a little blue one! 516 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:07,357 No! Give me that, 517 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:10,027 you age-impaired little blotz. 518 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,129 Mine! Gum! 519 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:15,499 - Mine! Nurplex! - [Blows Raspberry] 520 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:19,703 - [Roars] - [Screams] 521 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,373 [Screaming Continues] 522 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,043 Why wouldn't you give the kid a piece of gum? 523 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:29,613 [Scoffs] Okay, sure, right. Here, have one. 524 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,949 - Come on, let's go. No, no, come on. - What are you doing? 525 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:34,184 - What are you doing? - Trust me. 526 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:36,119 - Not the finger! Don't do the finger! - Try some. 527 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:38,555 - Why? - You don't want to try Martian gum? 528 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:42,859 - No, not particularly. - Afraid, Earthling? 529 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,536 You know what, that is not bad. 530 00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:57,507 - The centre's got a nice little zing to it. - Notice anything different? 531 00:32:57,575 --> 00:33:00,377 Hmm, no. No, not really. 532 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:03,647 What time do you have? 533 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,716 Aaaah! 534 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:08,819 [Gasps] Aaaah! 535 00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:12,055 - [Gasps] - Spit, spit, spit. 536 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,758 [Groaning] 537 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:20,364 - [Groaning Continues] - Everything okay in there? 538 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:24,267 - Zipper trouble. - Yeeow. 539 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,937 [Breathing Heavily] 540 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,240 This "gum", as you call, allows me to take on the outward appearance of a human being. 541 00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,342 On you, it has the reverse effect. 542 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:35,445 Oh, so that's what you really look like. 543 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,548 Don't be disgusting. That was Fluvian Nurplex. 544 00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:41,585 - Oh. - We carry many different planets. 545 00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:46,723 If you think that was bad, this is Veenox Seven. 546 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:50,861 - Oh, well, that's-- - Don't ever mess with a Veenox Seven. 547 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:54,698 When it comes to Veenox Seven, just say no. 548 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,071 Me man got fire 549 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,907 Me so on fire feeling hot, hot, hot 550 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,810 All right, come on, the rest of you, come on up on stage! 551 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,313 The sun, while you can get it. The sand, the surf. 552 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,383 Usually, the beach conjures up images of our youth, 553 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:17,721 but come on down to Sunset Pier today, and your contraceptions of-- 554 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,956 - Preconceptions! - Contraceptions. 555 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:21,892 - Preconceptions! - Felix! 556 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:24,327 I said preconceptions! I swear, preconceptions! 557 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,964 - Billy! Billy! - Preconceptions! I know I said preconceptions! 558 00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:31,134 I should listen to my parents and be a doctor. I hate this! 559 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,770 - Ooh! - [Gasps] 560 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:36,606 - Are we still rolling? - Nobody said "cut." 561 00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:39,509 - Feeling hot, hot, hot - What do you think? 562 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,611 I think your bathing suit should have a top. 563 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,247 [Stammering] Cut! Cut! Cut! 564 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:47,851 - [Grunting] - Felix! 565 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,287 [Sighs] Felix is toast. 566 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:53,090 If Tim doesn't get here soon, we could all be looking for work. 567 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:58,528 [Chattering, Indistinct] 568 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:02,265 Wait here. 569 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,334 What is the meaning of this divergence? 570 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,370 - I gotta see some friends. - Negative! Exclamation point. 571 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,207 We're wasting valuable time. My ship must-- 572 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,944 Look at that! 573 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:16,179 Do you have any idea how fortunate you are? 574 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:19,382 The only water we get back on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks. 575 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,786 - Well, surf's up, dude. - Tim, I'm so glad you came. 576 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,489 - Hurricane Brace hit again. - Oh, okay. Uh, Martin? 577 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:27,858 - I gotta go. I'll be right-- - Lizzie! 578 00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:30,327 How nice to see you again. 579 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:33,396 - Have we met? - Of course! 580 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,666 Not. How nice to see you again for the first time. 581 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:39,402 I'm Tim's Uncle Martin. 582 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:44,608 - Oh, I-- - [Rumbling] 583 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,812 - I, uh-- - [Rumbling Continues] 584 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:56,052 - What was that? - I must find nourishment. 585 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,889 - That came from your stomach? - Stomachs. 586 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:02,225 Oh, he is-- [Chuckles] He is such a kidder. 587 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,561 Listen, I'll be with you in couple minutes, okay? 588 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,230 You just-- I'll be right over. Tell her to-- 589 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:10,066 We gotta get you-- ah! 590 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:13,170 [Stomach Rumbling] 591 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,606 Excuse me, could I have a double dip-- 592 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,109 actually, make that a triple dip, chocolate chip, please. 593 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,946 - Yes, sir. - Tim, I need nourishment, not coloured buckets of frozen lard. 594 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,216 Look, this is very nutritious food here on Earth. We eat this for breakfast. 595 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:29,853 Tim, you don't need to try poison to know that it kills. 596 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:33,023 Here, take this. 597 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,725 Give me five minutes, okay? I have to go to the news van. 598 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,862 [Groans] Blecch! 599 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:42,432 - [Brace] Felix! - I said "preconceptions", I swear! Preconceptions! 600 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:46,469 You unprofessional little man! All you have to do is come up with the dumb things I say! 601 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,939 [Felix Groaning] 602 00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:54,077 - Billy! - Brace! Brace! 603 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:57,914 - You'd rate this tantrum? - About a seven-five on the Brace scale. 604 00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:02,819 - I'll talk to Felix. - You never told me about your uncle. 605 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,488 Are you-- 606 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:09,426 Look, I'm glad you beeped me. We really need to talk. This is really big. 607 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:11,995 - I know. - You do? 608 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,464 Yes. Look, I've been thinking, and... 609 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:18,401 our friendship really means a lot to me, and I don't want to screw that up. 610 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:20,770 - Okay. - So I think it would be better... 611 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:24,941 if we just pretended that nothing ever happened between us last night. 612 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,911 - What happened last night? - Exactly! 613 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,313 I'm not sure I understand what-- 614 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,482 Me either. 615 00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:40,724 I guess we're both a little confused, huh, Tim? 616 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,530 - [Gasps] - Easy, easy. 617 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:51,368 I thought you were her. She's terrible, Tim. How did you last so long? 618 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,470 She's a little high-maintenance, but she's okay. 619 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:58,308 - Oh, lust is blind. - Do we still have that hidden camera stuff somewhere? 620 00:37:58,376 --> 00:38:02,779 You're sitting on it. Why? 621 00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:05,482 - Here, let me help you with this. - Would you please? 622 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:08,518 - These words are way too big. - Huh? Humidity? 623 00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:11,221 - Hot. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 624 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,623 [Announcer] Wave for everybody! 625 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:18,695 By God, if I were only 40 years older, I'd be right there with 'em! 626 00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:21,331 [Muttering, Indistinct] 627 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:23,400 - [Man] Miss Channing? - Hmm? 628 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:27,137 - Could I have a word with you, please? - Okay. 629 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:32,309 I've already signed it. 630 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:36,012 Come on, who are you guys, huh? 631 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,216 [Gasps, Muffled Screams] 632 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:49,926 Okay, guys, you're all set. 633 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,028 - Where's Brace? - I don't know. She took off. 634 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:54,564 She quit! And her dad gonna blame me! 635 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:56,900 Hey, what's going on over there? 636 00:38:56,967 --> 00:39:00,870 - [Crowd Clamouring] - Uh, Billy, put that in my car. 637 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:03,173 - I gotta go. - Call me! 638 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,442 Martin! 639 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:12,716 [Gulping] 640 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:16,052 - [Gasps] - [Martin Shouting] 641 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,122 - I like it! - Martin! 642 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:27,197 Tim, you're here! You've got to save me from myself! 643 00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:32,736 It's intoxicating. Ooh, cookie dough! 644 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:36,773 - I need to get you back to the home! - [Gurgling] 645 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:39,576 All they give him there is Jell-O. There we go. 646 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:43,747 [Muttering, Indistinct] 647 00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:46,216 Cookie dough! 648 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:50,387 [Crowd Clamouring] 649 00:39:56,327 --> 00:40:00,497 [Beeps] 650 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:03,066 Martian footage, take two. 651 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:07,670 [Groaning] 652 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:12,108 [Groaning Continues] 653 00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:14,744 - Chubby Hubby hangover, huh? - [Groans] 654 00:40:14,812 --> 00:40:17,013 [Tools Clattering] 655 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,816 I swear, I'll never touch that stuff again. 656 00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:22,786 One scoop's too many, and a million aren't enough! 657 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:26,156 So, how's it coming, anyway? 658 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,425 Oh, I converted a blow dryer, two elastic bands... 659 00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:31,594 and an Acme Bug-Away insect bomb... 660 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:33,663 into a temporary electron accelerator. 661 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,166 - Is it working? - Not at all, but on the positive side, 662 00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,301 your garage is now cockroach-free. 663 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:41,037 Blasted rental! 664 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,540 - This is a rental, is it? - My regular ship is in the shop... 665 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,176 for its mid-millennium tune-up. 666 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:48,778 Where's your, uh, you know, your suit, Zoot... thing. 667 00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:52,182 Oh ho, washing up. 668 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:54,851 - Owwww! Spin me, mama! - ["I Feel Good"] 669 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:57,720 So nice, so good 670 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,156 Five more minutes, Zoot, then into the dryer. 671 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,493 You're bringing me down, man! 672 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:07,964 [Groans] What I wouldn't give to shed this grotesque human facade... 673 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:12,035 and let the cool Earth waters caress my Martian skin. 674 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:15,472 - Oh! - So why don't you? 675 00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:18,007 Why not, indeed? 676 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,044 - ["I Feel Good"] - Move over, Zoot! - Martin, I meant-- 677 00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:24,147 I meant out in the hot tub, out back. It would be private, by yourself. 678 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:27,350 You mean spit out my Nurplex... 679 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:29,886 and revert to Martian form right outside your domicile? 680 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:33,556 - Exactly. - Oh, do you think that's safe? 681 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:36,059 Oh, yes, of course it's safe. 682 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,761 - I'll do it! - Good. Let's go. 683 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,830 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. 684 00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:43,199 - Tim? Thanks. - Yeah? 685 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:45,268 It's just a hot tub, Martin. No big deal. 686 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,370 I don't mean just that. I know I must have... 687 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,673 created complete havoc with your simple life since the moment I arrived. 688 00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:54,310 Anyway, I just wanted to say... thank you. 689 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,082 [Whooping Excitedly] 690 00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,784 Hello! 691 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:04,687 Hello! Would somebody please... 692 00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:06,856 come and tell me what's going on here? 693 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,462 All right, Miss Channing. 694 00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:16,232 Do you know what this is? 695 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,301 This has been positively identified... 696 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,904 by my team of experts as your cigarette. 697 00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:24,874 It was discovered at the site of a U.F.O. crash! 698 00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:27,744 - What? - And on it are trace elements... 699 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:31,814 of what we believe to be alien DNA. 700 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:35,718 - Alien? - Oh, don't play dumb with me! 701 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:38,755 You are an alien... 702 00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:41,724 inhabiting the body of a woman! 703 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:47,297 A very, very attractive woman. 704 00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:49,299 Oh, please. 705 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:52,235 Dr Coleye, we've run the tests on the other cigarette. 706 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,304 It's human DNA. 707 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:57,607 Oh. So sorry. 708 00:42:57,675 --> 00:43:02,312 An honest mistake. So, Miss Channing, 709 00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:04,781 do you have any idea how alien DNA... 710 00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:07,250 ended up on your cigarette? 711 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:11,788 I might. First of all, let's talk about what's in this for me. 712 00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:17,193 The safety of this entire planet may depend on what you say to me. 713 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,430 There's nothing in it for you! 714 00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:24,033 - [Frustrated Scream] - Dr Coleye. 715 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:27,670 May I call you... Doctor? 716 00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:30,673 Think about it. When this story breaks, 717 00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:35,178 you will be the most famous scientist in history. 718 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:39,816 You will be on the cover of Scientific... whatever. 719 00:43:39,883 --> 00:43:45,188 You will be the man that proves that aliens exist. 720 00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:50,526 And I will be the woman who tells the world your story. 721 00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:54,831 We'll do it together. 722 00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:57,834 Okay. 723 00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:04,073 - [Opera] - [Singing Along] 724 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:23,593 [Singing Opera] 725 00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:30,867 - Tim? - [Gasps] 726 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:33,102 What are you doing up there? 727 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:35,705 [Whispering] My Uncle Martin's in the hot tub, 728 00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:38,107 and I'm... watching. 729 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:43,012 Oh. 730 00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:47,183 What a strange family. 731 00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:50,887 You can, uh-- You can sleep here. 732 00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:53,623 - You guys do sleep, don't you? - Oh, most definitely. 733 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,893 Oh, great. We have something in common. 734 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,062 You're very kind, Tim O'Hara. 735 00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:03,900 - No, just very tired. - Ohh, enjoy your rest cycle. 736 00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,569 - [Electronic Buzz] - I'll do the same. 737 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,938 I could use a little shut-eye. 738 00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:11,441 - [Sighs] So could I. - [Light Switch Clicks] 739 00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:14,143 [Yawns] 740 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,913 - Rise and shine! - Yeah, yeah right. 741 00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,981 What's on tap for today, Tim O'Hara? 742 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,150 I feel like a million radix. 743 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:23,453 Hey, it's still tonight. You've been asleep for 30 seconds. 744 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,090 Thirty seconds? Wow, I really was tired. 745 00:45:27,157 --> 00:45:29,926 [Martin] What are we waiting for? 746 00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:33,596 There's a whole metropolis out there just waiting to be discovered! 747 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,665 [Tim] No, not in the middle of the night, there isn't. 748 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,301 [Martin] I feel like ice cream, and there's no time like the present. 749 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:42,739 [Martin] Hello? Why aren't they open? 750 00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:46,776 - What's wrong with this planet? - I told you they don't open till 10:00. 751 00:45:46,844 --> 00:45:50,012 - I could be first in line. - They aren't gonna let you in when they do open, 752 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,249 not after that little stunt you pulled yesterday. 753 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,754 [Electronic Buzz] 754 00:45:57,821 --> 00:46:02,325 - We call that breaking and entering. - [Electronic Buzz] 755 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:06,863 Ah, the smell of moist air. 756 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:10,800 I'll never forget this. Your ocean! 757 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:13,603 Ice cream! 758 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,038 This primitive planet may not compare to Mars, 759 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,341 but it's not the rotten rock I thought it was. 760 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,643 Don't look now, but I think we're being followed. 761 00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:22,812 Impossible. My acute sensory perception... 762 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,881 would have detected that immediately. 763 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:28,050 [Electronic Whirring] Now it's working. 764 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,052 Hey! Hey, buddy! 765 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,388 - What are you doing? - I've been discovered! 766 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,657 - I'm doomed! - No, no, no, just calm down. 767 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:36,726 It's probably just some tourist or something. 768 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:40,329 Besides, even if you did get caught, you'd probably be, you know, welcomed. 769 00:46:40,397 --> 00:46:43,132 Welcomed? Tim, where do Earthlings put... 770 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,235 their most beautiful and rare animals? 771 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,337 If I don't get that spaceship fixed, I'm finished, 772 00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:50,473 just like Neenurt. 773 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:53,242 [Zoot] Can you fix it? 'Cause I'm dyin' here. 774 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:56,045 I need a drink, is what I need. 775 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:58,181 [Humming] 776 00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:01,050 Yeah. Downy the hatch. 777 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:04,921 [Zoot Coughing] 778 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,324 - What was that? - What in blazes? 779 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:11,227 - What is it? - [Beeps] 780 00:47:11,295 --> 00:47:14,263 Oh, blotz! 781 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,366 Zoot, an I.S.S.! 782 00:47:17,434 --> 00:47:19,769 [Screams] 783 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,206 [Screams] 784 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:25,274 [Tape Rewinding] 785 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,945 - Blasted rental! - [Tape Rewinding] 786 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:32,882 - [Tape Rewinding] - Owww! Spin me, mama! 787 00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:36,519 - So nice, so good - [Tape Rewinding] 788 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:42,592 - [Tape Playing At Fast Speed] - [Opera] 789 00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:45,928 [Chuckles] Uncle Martin, what are you-- 790 00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:54,804 [Phone Ringing] 791 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,039 - Tech department. - [Tim] Hi, it's me. 792 00:47:57,107 --> 00:48:00,142 - Oh, hi. - What are you doin'? 793 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,879 Uh, research. 794 00:48:02,946 --> 00:48:06,415 Have you ever got into your head how-- how you felt about somebody, 795 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:10,786 and then something they said or did just suddenly changed your mind? 796 00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:13,489 Well, yeah, I-- 797 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,825 Could you come over? 798 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,128 Please, I really need to see you. It's important. 799 00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:22,565 Sure. Could you give me like a half an hour? 800 00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:26,736 - [Sighs] You're the best, Lizzie. - Okay, see ya! 801 00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:28,804 Oh, my gosh. 802 00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:32,675 [Exhales] 803 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,777 [Martin Shouting] 804 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:38,114 - [Shouts] - Martin? 805 00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:40,783 - [Growling] - I'm not like you. 806 00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:43,586 I need more than twelve seconds of sleep. 807 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:47,957 All I need is one lousy electron accelerator... 808 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:50,026 for a vortex generator. 809 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,795 But can I build it? No. 810 00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,798 You'll do it. You just gotta give yourself a little time, that's all. 811 00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:59,468 Time! I have no time! 812 00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:01,604 I just discovered that this blasted rental... 813 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:04,106 is equipped with an I.S.S.! 814 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,043 - Yeah, what's that? - Interstellar Safety System. 815 00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:09,979 A detonation mechanism designed to prevent... 816 00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:13,449 advanced technology from falling into the wrong hands. 817 00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:17,019 It's timer activates automatically at the point of a crash. 818 00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:19,689 Okay, wait, I heard "detonation" somewhere in there. 819 00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:23,492 If I don't take off by 9:00 tonight, you'll hear a lot more than that. 820 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,630 - Uh, how much more? - [Makes Explosion Sound] 821 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:30,833 - Uh-huh. - Lublick. 822 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:36,038 - Uh, you b-- - [Gulping] 823 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:44,747 [Belches] Ahhh! 824 00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:52,088 I know you've done your best to help me, but it's no use. 825 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:55,591 [Gasps] Oh, no. 826 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:59,562 I'm sinking into a Martian depression. 827 00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:02,098 Sinking? No, no sinking. Come on, we gotta go fix this thing. 828 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,333 I'm falling apart, Tim. 829 00:50:04,401 --> 00:50:06,402 Oh, no, you're not. 830 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:09,772 - [Sobbing] - Come on. 831 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,175 - Yes you are. - On Mars, when we get depressed, 832 00:50:13,243 --> 00:50:17,546 we literally fall apart! 833 00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:20,182 - [Screams] - Okay, no problem. 834 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,752 Don't move, don't make it any worse than it already is. 835 00:50:22,819 --> 00:50:25,755 - What we're gonna do is we're gonna put you back together. - [Screams] 836 00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:28,891 Does it screw in? It's not-- 837 00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:33,396 - Okay, just---aaah! No! - I wanna go home! 838 00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:35,965 - We're gonna put our heads together-- - [Gasps] 839 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,534 - Aaaah! - [Knock On Door] 840 00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:40,403 - Coming! - Who's that? 841 00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:42,705 - It's Lizzie! - Lizzie? Oh, no. 842 00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:46,108 You wait here. 843 00:50:46,176 --> 00:50:48,444 - Where are you going with those? - Just tidying up! 844 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:51,414 Give 'em back! Give me back my arms! Give me back-- 845 00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:54,450 Why do I have to die here? [Groaning] 846 00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:57,453 Hello? 847 00:50:57,521 --> 00:50:59,922 - Yoo-hoo! - Don't move. 848 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:01,824 Tim! 849 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:04,293 Does anything in this room strike you as odd? 850 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:06,395 - Tim? - [Gasps] 851 00:51:06,463 --> 00:51:08,564 [Martin] Just a minute! 852 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:10,466 - Aaah! - Would you just be quiet? 853 00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:13,803 Coming! Lizzie! Oh, Br-Br-Brace! 854 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:16,272 Tim! Are you decent? 855 00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:20,076 Oh, yeah! Yes, I am. [Stuttering] What a surprise! 856 00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:22,611 - Yes, now get lost! - What did you say? 857 00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:25,981 Uh, I'm lost. I mean, [Chuckles] 858 00:51:26,049 --> 00:51:28,150 I'm at a loss for how beautiful you look. 859 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,555 Hey, hey, hey, hey-- [Screams] 860 00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:37,259 Now, Tim, I hope you're gonna let me make it up to you. 861 00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:39,462 Oh, no, you don't have to do that. I mean, that-- 862 00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:45,201 Well, you know, that's up to you. I mean, if that's-- 863 00:51:47,671 --> 00:51:50,172 I brought a little peace offering. 864 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:52,374 - Where are your wine glasses? - No, no, no-- 865 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:55,377 That's the bedroom. No glasses up there. 866 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:57,480 Oh, well, maybe I'll get a little tour later. 867 00:51:57,547 --> 00:51:59,849 - [Martin] Don't miss the bathroom! - I'm sorry? 868 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,984 I have to go to the bathroom later. Later. 869 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:04,820 Um, glasses are in the kitchen. 870 00:52:04,888 --> 00:52:07,022 Why don't I go get them, and you just... 871 00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:09,225 kind of make yourself at home. 872 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:11,794 Okay. 873 00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:16,832 - Fantastic apartment, Tim. - Thank you very much. 874 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,135 - [Cork Pops] - Ah, yeah, there we go. 875 00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,872 Oh! What a slob! 876 00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:28,043 [Humming] 877 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:32,014 [Martin Grunting] Cut it out! 878 00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:36,085 - Hey! - Yes, let's fall in love 879 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,254 - Ooh! - Why shouldn't we 880 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:41,657 - Fall in love - Mmm, that's the spot. 881 00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:44,527 Let's take a chance 882 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:48,664 - Ooh, yeah. Mmm. - Why be afraid of it, ba-ba-doo-day 883 00:52:48,732 --> 00:52:51,100 - Let's close our eyes - [Moaning] 884 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:54,103 And make our own paradise 885 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:59,275 - Little we know - Oh, oh, no, harder, like before. 886 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:02,444 - Ahhh. - Oh, baby 887 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:05,214 - Where's the wine? - Uh, uh-- 888 00:53:05,282 --> 00:53:09,118 Why shouldn't we fall in love 889 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:11,787 - I'll get it. - Now is the time for it While we are young 890 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:14,523 Let's fall in love 891 00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:16,625 You know, I asked Daddy about giving you another chance. 892 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:18,961 Oh, oh, good! 893 00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:25,668 - Here we go. - Oh, lovely. Thanks. 894 00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:31,240 Hmm. You know, I thought that crash of yours... 895 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:33,576 might make a kind of cute little story. 896 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:36,745 - Oh, really? Good. That's-- - Mm-hmm. 897 00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:38,881 [Grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow. 898 00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:41,617 Cut it out! 899 00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:43,919 - What was that? - Uh, I didn't hear anything. 900 00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:47,423 Tim, get rid of-- [Groaning] 901 00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:49,825 Are you all right? 902 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:53,429 Yes, I just-- I really have to go to the bathroom. 903 00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:58,100 - Well, hurry back. - [Chuckles] 904 00:53:58,168 --> 00:54:01,337 - Why shouldn't we fall in love - Be a minute. 905 00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:04,106 - Now's the time while we're young - [Sighs] 906 00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:07,910 Tim! Get me outta here! 907 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,746 Stop making all that noise! 908 00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:13,816 Tell her to stop punching me! Besides, what are you doing... 909 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:15,918 letting that female in your apartment? 910 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:19,188 I've been waiting a long time to get Brace Channing into my apartment. 911 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:22,124 But you like Lizzie! I could tell through your saliva exchange. 912 00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:24,960 - Excuse me? - Look, Tim, the other night, 913 00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:27,096 when you were unconscious, Lizzie came here. 914 00:54:27,163 --> 00:54:29,798 - And you what, you kissed her? - Yes-- No, no-- 915 00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:32,101 Well, you did. 916 00:54:32,168 --> 00:54:34,203 I did a molecular identiclone of your body. 917 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,805 - What? You what? - You'd never understand. 918 00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:38,874 You people think E-mail is amazing. 919 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,644 The point is, while I was you, 920 00:54:41,711 --> 00:54:44,113 I tapped into your subconscious, and trust me, you like Lizzie. 921 00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:47,483 That's why I thought it was okay for you to kiss her. 922 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,918 I-I-I didn't kiss her, you did! 923 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:00,562 [Gasps] Bingo! 924 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:05,801 Tim? I let myself in the back door. 925 00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:08,704 Hello? 926 00:55:08,772 --> 00:55:13,008 - Oh, isn't this nice? - Lizzie, is that you? 927 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:16,745 Oh, you look, um, nice. 928 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:19,181 He's in the bathroom, 929 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,717 and he's all yours. 930 00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:24,053 I got what I came for. 931 00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:31,393 - Oh, this is great. - Tim! 932 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:34,697 - We don't have a lot of time here! - I'm confused, all right? 933 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:37,566 - Everything was going along fine until you came along. - Don't kid yourself. 934 00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:40,569 Even a substandard species such as yours has feelings. 935 00:55:40,637 --> 00:55:44,773 Just slow down for one millisecond and look into your heart. 936 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:47,309 Whose face do you see? 937 00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:57,019 Look, Brace, I think-- Lizzie! 938 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,290 Whoa! Lizzie, no, wait, wait-- 939 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:04,560 - No, please! - This better be good. 940 00:56:04,627 --> 00:56:06,328 Oh, it is. It is. 941 00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:09,231 Uh, remember that guy I was with at the pier yesterday? 942 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,468 - Your Uncle Martin. - He's not my uncle. 943 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,570 He's a Martian! 944 00:56:14,637 --> 00:56:16,505 - [Chuckles] - Yeah. 945 00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:20,242 - You are such a jerk! - No, no, no. He's a Martian! 946 00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:23,412 It's the truth. In fact, he's the one who kissed you, not me. 947 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,280 - Really? - Yeah. 948 00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:27,850 His head's in my sink right now. 949 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:30,819 - [Grunts] - Get some sleep. You look awful. 950 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:34,089 - Lizzie-- - And if there was anything kinky on that videotape, 951 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:37,693 you better get Brace to give it back. 952 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:45,934 [Zoot Grunts] Fine! Since when did I become a mechanic? 953 00:56:46,002 --> 00:56:49,671 - [Drill Whirring] - Do I look like overalls? 954 00:56:52,942 --> 00:56:54,977 Uncle Martin! 955 00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:57,880 - [Scissors Snipping] - [Zoot] Okay. Don't cut the red one. 956 00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:00,549 - Or was it the blue one? [Mumbling] - Ooh! 957 00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:03,719 I can't see a thing down here! 958 00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:05,888 Oh, thanks. 959 00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:11,160 - [Electricity Zapping] - Ow! Geez, that hurt! 960 00:57:11,227 --> 00:57:13,395 - [Screams] - No! - [Screams] 961 00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:15,998 Lady, please! Put a sock in it! Quiet! 962 00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:18,066 The baby's sleeping! 963 00:57:18,134 --> 00:57:20,536 Martin, I told you. We gotta get to the... 964 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,638 TV station before Brace does. 965 00:57:22,705 --> 00:57:24,973 - [Martin] Open the bag! - Okay, okay. 966 00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:27,342 - [Gasping] I can't breathe! - I'm sorry. 967 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:30,245 - Where is that confounded Zoot? - Zoot? Uh-- 968 00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:34,016 Zoot! Zoot! I think he's in the middle of a spin cycle. 969 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:37,920 Leave him! Quick, Tim! Get my arm out of the other bag! 970 00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:40,522 - All right. Okay, okay, okay. - Okay. 971 00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:44,026 - Okay. - Yes! Excellent! Toward the ship! 972 00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:45,994 - Huh? What? - Higher! Higher! Okay, here! 973 00:57:46,062 --> 00:57:48,931 Here we go! [Grunts] Yes! 974 00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:51,600 - [Whimpering] - [Martin] Easy. Oh, no! 975 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:55,337 - [Screaming] - Oh, no! Don't send me to the shrink! 976 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:57,206 - [Whimpering] - Ohh! 977 00:57:57,273 --> 00:58:00,242 - What was that? - Uh-oh. 978 00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:04,279 Sweetie-pie, 979 00:58:04,347 --> 00:58:06,415 this is the most amazing footage I've ever seen. 980 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,851 Felix! O'Hara's tapes are going on the 6:00. 981 00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:11,053 - Van Gundy, call the network. - Yeah? 982 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,956 Brace is going out live with the story of the century! 983 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,627 [Martin] I'm feeling a little carsick! 984 00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:20,729 - Oh! - Sorry. 985 00:58:20,797 --> 00:58:23,432 [Martin Grunting] 986 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:27,069 I can't take it any more. I can't take it any more! 987 00:58:27,136 --> 00:58:31,206 - We're running out of time. Try and pull yourself together. - Why? We're all doomed anyway. 988 00:58:31,274 --> 00:58:34,810 Without my blasted electron accelerator, the I.S.S. will blow! 989 00:58:34,878 --> 00:58:37,112 I feel like a hacksaw murderer. 990 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:39,615 What the heck is an electron accelerator anyway? 991 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:42,751 It's a simple low-amperage power source that activates the main thrusters. 992 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:46,622 - Oh. Kind of like an alternator? - What's an alternator? 993 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:49,725 - It, uh, turns over the engine in a car. - [Gasps] A car? 994 00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:52,461 That's it! That should work! We're saved! 995 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:54,563 - Not quite. - Yes, we are. 996 00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:57,332 - Whoo-hoo! Ha, ha, ha. - Listen, I've been-- 997 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,269 I've been videotaping you. I've got everything. I got the ship. 998 00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:03,505 I got Zoot. I even got you in your Martian form. 999 00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:06,308 I was putting together a story, and I was gonna get it on the air, 1000 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,477 - but I couldn't do it. - Why not? 1001 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,279 Because I like you, Martin. 1002 00:59:10,346 --> 00:59:12,481 I like you. I-- 1003 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,516 And I'm sorry. I-I just-- I'm sorry. 1004 00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:18,020 I I-- I apologize. I shouldn't have lied to you. 1005 00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:20,923 - You're a good human, Tim O'Hara. - Oh, oh, yeah. I'm a terrific-- 1006 00:59:20,990 --> 00:59:23,091 Martin! You're back! 1007 00:59:23,159 --> 00:59:25,360 And I like you too. 1008 00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:28,096 - Oh-ho! - I've never had feelings before! 1009 00:59:28,164 --> 00:59:30,132 - Oh. - [Chuckles] 1010 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:33,201 Now, let's go fix my ship. 1011 00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:35,370 Yeah, okay-- No! No, we got a problem-- the tapes. 1012 00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:38,974 - Brace goes on with the Martian story in five minutes. - Oh, blotz. 1013 00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:42,778 Yeah, and I got to get these tapes and get to Brace before she gets on the air. 1014 00:59:42,845 --> 00:59:45,480 But there's not enough time. You can't be in two places at once. 1015 00:59:45,548 --> 00:59:48,984 Yeah. Wait a minute! Come on! 1016 00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:51,520 Is there an alien amongst us? 1017 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:55,490 Is there an alien amongst us? 1018 00:59:55,558 --> 00:59:57,993 - Is there an alien among-- - [Knocking] 1019 00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:01,663 Billy, now what? 1020 01:00:01,731 --> 01:00:04,399 I want to be Brace Channing. 1021 01:00:04,467 --> 01:00:06,902 Yeah, well, get in line. I'm sorry. 1022 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,570 I really don't have time to do any auto-- 1023 01:00:10,206 --> 01:00:13,408 - [Gasps] - Quaint, aren't they? 1024 01:00:13,476 --> 01:00:16,144 These days, most of our young are born cable-ready. 1025 01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:18,180 You're the-- [Gasps] 1026 01:00:18,247 --> 01:00:21,450 [Gasps] Daddy! [Screams] 1027 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:24,820 [Director] Heads up. Four minutes to air. 1028 01:00:24,887 --> 01:00:28,156 First positions, everyone. 1029 01:00:28,224 --> 01:00:32,094 Tim! What are you doing here? You look, uh, tired. 1030 01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:35,364 Oh, yeah. I was up all night with Brace working on the alien story. 1031 01:00:35,431 --> 01:00:38,900 I made a couple of mistakes in tape number two, but that's the corrected version. 1032 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:43,705 Now if I could just get through this without having to look in a mirror. 1033 01:00:43,773 --> 01:00:47,309 - Hmm. - [Director] Coming up on three minutes to air. 1034 01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,280 [Grunts] 1035 01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:00,922 Tim! 1036 01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:04,192 - Martin, is that you? - Does a wild bear blotz in the woods? 1037 01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:08,196 Good, good. Okay. Just-- Just read the copy as written. Go. 1038 01:01:10,099 --> 01:01:12,100 - Hi, Brace. - [Chuckling Nervously] 1039 01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:15,203 - Congratulations, Brace. - Yes, I'm Brace Channing. 1040 01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:17,806 [Man] Let's hear it for Brace! 1041 01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:21,376 [Whistling, Applauding] 1042 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:25,414 - Dr Coleye, you're going to become a very famous man. - Thirty I.D. and open. 1043 01:01:25,481 --> 01:01:27,582 - [Announcer] KGSC. - Ready camera one live. 1044 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,785 - The news for southern California... - [Grunting] 1045 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:34,656 with anchor Howard Greenly and on special assignment, Brace Channing. 1046 01:01:34,724 --> 01:01:37,159 - What the hell is she wearing? - You know Brace. 1047 01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:41,229 - Yeah. Must be trendy. - [Director] Fifteen seconds, people. 1048 01:01:41,297 --> 01:01:46,268 [Mr. Channing] Sweetie-pie, get rid of the gum. 1049 01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:49,504 - Billy! - Come on, Brace! - Leave the gum, Billy! 1050 01:01:49,572 --> 01:01:53,075 - Get the gum, Billy! - [Man] Brace, ten seconds. - No. 1051 01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:55,277 Ready? Camera two live in five-- 1052 01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:56,945 - Give me the gum, Brace! - No! No! No! 1053 01:01:57,013 --> 01:01:59,281 - Four-- - No! - Leave it! Leave it! 1054 01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:01,950 - Three-- - Get the damn gum! 1055 01:02:02,018 --> 01:02:05,320 - [Roars] - [Announcer] Are there aliens amongst us? 1056 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:07,823 This report is being broadcast live. 1057 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,592 - The gum is out. - Oh, good. Thanks to you, Felix. 1058 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:14,529 [Announcer] And now, Howard Greenly... 1059 01:02:14,597 --> 01:02:16,865 - And cue Howard. - And Brace Channing! 1060 01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:19,267 - Good evening. I'm Howard Greenly. - [Groaning] 1061 01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:22,003 - What's up with her? - I don't know. 1062 01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:27,375 ...a story developing throughout the day right here in southern California. 1063 01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:32,147 Our own Brace Channing has been following the events as they take place. 1064 01:02:32,215 --> 01:02:34,549 - Brace? - [Groans] 1065 01:02:34,617 --> 01:02:37,052 - What is she doing? - Howard-- 1066 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,187 - Camera two go. - No! 1067 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:41,890 [Greenly] Brace? 1068 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:44,159 - Brace! - Just read the copy! 1069 01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:47,162 [Groans] Just get the nurplex. 1070 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:49,531 What's going on here? 1071 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,633 Is there an alien amongst us? 1072 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:54,636 - Oh. It's all right. - According to Dr Elliot Coleye, 1073 01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:58,173 chief biologist and head researcher for the SETI group, 1074 01:02:58,241 --> 01:03:00,575 the answer is-- 1075 01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:03,411 - [Gasping] - Yes. 1076 01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:06,982 - She's an alien! - She's not an alien. She's my daughter! 1077 01:03:07,049 --> 01:03:09,417 [Voice Tonality Wavering] What you're about to see is that evidence... 1078 01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:12,187 [Squawks] of the actual footage of the alien. 1079 01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:14,823 But I warn you-- it's appearance is unlike... 1080 01:03:14,891 --> 01:03:17,526 [Gasps] anything you are likely to have seen before. 1081 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:20,762 She's going under the table. She's going under the table! 1082 01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:23,665 - [Continues, Voice Wavering] - And go. 1083 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:27,035 - Feelin' hot, hot, hot - What the hell is this? 1084 01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:30,505 - Somebody mislabelled the tapes! - Come on. Got it! 1085 01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:33,074 - I don't know. Let's go back live. - Tim! 1086 01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:35,510 What is O'Hara doing with my daughter? 1087 01:03:35,578 --> 01:03:38,446 - I-I-I don't know. I-- - Get me out of here! 1088 01:03:38,514 --> 01:03:40,949 - [Chattering] - [Muffled Screaming] 1089 01:03:41,017 --> 01:03:43,852 - [Shouting] - Get me the network! 1090 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,388 - You're a dead man, O'Hara! - Come on! 1091 01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:50,058 I think that went pretty well, don't you? 1092 01:03:50,126 --> 01:03:52,761 - [Muffled Shouting] - [Martin] All right. Calm down. 1093 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,297 Search everywhere! 1094 01:03:55,364 --> 01:03:58,433 Boy, her head was dark and empty. 1095 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,936 - There they are! There they are! - [Muffled Shouting] 1096 01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:03,205 Wait! 1097 01:04:05,107 --> 01:04:08,076 I think Miss Channing might have been contaminated by the alien. 1098 01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:11,112 - Hmm? - I'm just going to give her a quick examination. 1099 01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:13,381 [Muffled Shout] No! 1100 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:15,584 I'll just be a moment. 1101 01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:17,752 Ah. There we go. 1102 01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:19,888 Let's see. Am I forgetting something? 1103 01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:22,891 Oh. [Humming] 1104 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:25,760 There it is. 1105 01:04:25,828 --> 01:04:27,829 [Humming Resumes] 1106 01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:29,898 - Mrs. Brown! Down here! - [Martin] Lady, please. 1107 01:04:29,966 --> 01:04:33,468 - [Both Shouting] - Oh, this is darling. 1108 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:35,937 - I'm gonna hurl! - [Shouting] 1109 01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:39,507 This will make some child very happy... if he's got a buck or two. 1110 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:48,583 - Hey, Mrs. B. How are you? - Hello, fellows. 1111 01:04:50,319 --> 01:04:53,688 Zoot! Blotz! 1112 01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:55,957 My ship! Where's my ship? 1113 01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:58,627 - We only have two hours before it explodes! - I'll check upstairs. 1114 01:04:58,694 --> 01:05:00,762 Hurry! Zoot! 1115 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,965 Zoot? Where are you? 1116 01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:07,202 Blotz! You're not Zoot. Where could he be? 1117 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:10,138 I'm not leaving this planet without Zoot. Tim! 1118 01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:12,807 Not upstairs. 1119 01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:15,644 - What's a "rummaggie" sale? - "Rummaggie" sale? 1120 01:05:15,711 --> 01:05:19,080 R-- Rummaggie-- Rummage. Mrs. Brown. 1121 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,288 - [Tires Squealing] - [Siren Wailing] 1122 01:05:26,355 --> 01:05:28,657 - Looks like we got company. - Blotz! 1123 01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:32,160 It's them! After them! 1124 01:05:32,228 --> 01:05:37,799 - [Sirens Wailing] - Hang on. - [Horns Honking] 1125 01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:40,068 - Ooh. - I repeat, Gilford and Third. 1126 01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:44,306 Give me that thing. I want a roadblock! 1127 01:05:44,373 --> 01:05:48,710 - We're never gonna lose 'em! - Can't you drive any faster, you pinhead? 1128 01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:55,250 - Uh-oh, we're in trouble. - [Martin] Maximum thrust! 1129 01:05:55,318 --> 01:05:57,752 - What? - Stand on it, Stan! 1130 01:05:59,155 --> 01:06:01,489 - We're gonna crash! - [Triggers Cocking] 1131 01:06:01,557 --> 01:06:03,992 - I think not! - [Device Beeps] 1132 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:07,896 [Tires Squealing] 1133 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,098 - [Tires Squealing] - Aah! 1134 01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:13,768 - Oh! - Shoot it! Come on! 1135 01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:18,239 - They're shooting at us! - Duck in that garage. 1136 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:20,842 - What garage? - There! - Hang on! 1137 01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,579 [Both Screaming] 1138 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,816 Oh. Tim, why are we stopping? 1139 01:06:29,618 --> 01:06:32,721 - [Car Ignition Grinding] - They're right there. 1140 01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:36,458 God! 1141 01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:39,861 - Get me that thing over there! We're gonna flush 'em out! - Yes, sir. 1142 01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:42,397 - I dropped it! - What? Dropped what? 1143 01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:45,133 - My molecular compressor! - Here. 1144 01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:47,369 Use this. 1145 01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:51,439 - This won't work! - No, use it to find it. 1146 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:56,244 That'll do very nicely. Now, get it in there! 1147 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,313 Uh! Uh! Nuts! 1148 01:06:58,381 --> 01:07:00,415 Ahh! I found it! 1149 01:07:00,483 --> 01:07:02,717 [Coleye] We've got you now! 1150 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,054 - Tim! - I see it! 1151 01:07:08,624 --> 01:07:11,326 - [Martin Groans] - [Tim] Sorry. 1152 01:07:12,795 --> 01:07:16,398 [Shouting] 1153 01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:24,572 - Faster. Faster. - It's getting closer! 1154 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,276 - I'm going as fast as I can! - That's not fast enough! 1155 01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:31,513 [Screaming] 1156 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,723 Martin! Martin, up ahead! We're trapped! Quick, make us smaller. 1157 01:07:46,095 --> 01:07:49,030 We're not gonna make it! 1158 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:51,933 Hang on! 1159 01:07:55,104 --> 01:07:59,441 - Are we clear? - [Martin] Whoa-ho, I think we did it! 1160 01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:02,310 - I see light ahead! - Oh. Whoa, whoa-ooh! 1161 01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:05,213 [Both Screaming] 1162 01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:19,994 - Where the heck are we? - [Man] Hey, Elma, where's my new Field and Stream? 1163 01:08:20,062 --> 01:08:23,131 [Woman] It's in the bathroom, right where you left it. 1164 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:25,700 Oh, yeah. I see it now. 1165 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,670 By the way, where's my tuna sandwich? 1166 01:08:28,737 --> 01:08:31,973 - You want it in there? - Ha-ha. Ohh! 1167 01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:35,410 Why'd I eat that fourth burrito? [Grunting] 1168 01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,580 - Uh-oh. - [Grunting Continues] 1169 01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:44,886 [Flatulent Sounds] 1170 01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:50,091 - Do it. Do it now. - [Device Beeping] 1171 01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:52,760 Uh! Uh, uh, uh-- [Screaming] 1172 01:09:02,505 --> 01:09:04,839 - Sorry, buddy. - I'll get you, you son of a b-- 1173 01:09:04,907 --> 01:09:08,743 - No! - Sir, the police just had a crank call. 1174 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,846 - A '62 Plymouth just came out of a toilet on Woodlawn. - Aah! 1175 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,552 [Martin] Stop! Pull over! Pull over! 1176 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:19,621 We need to talk! Pull over! 1177 01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:21,856 [Brakes Squealing] 1178 01:09:21,924 --> 01:09:23,925 - Pull over there. - Where? Oh. 1179 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,761 - Get the alternator. I'll get the ship! - Okay. 1180 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:31,132 Oh, my goodness! Martin! What's wrong? 1181 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,234 Forgive me, Lorelei, but this is urgent. 1182 01:09:33,302 --> 01:09:35,737 - You have something I need desperately. - Oh, wow. 1183 01:09:35,804 --> 01:09:39,240 - Martin, don't say that unless you mean it. - You don't know the half of it. 1184 01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:44,445 - I'm from another world. - Oh, well, I could have told you that. 1185 01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:53,621 - [Grunts] - Oh! Mmm! 1186 01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:56,491 Mar-- Martin? 1187 01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,960 Martin, come on! 1188 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,631 When you look at the stars, think of me. 1189 01:10:03,699 --> 01:10:06,401 - Oh. [Giggles] - [Barks] 1190 01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:10,805 [Gasps] Oh! Whew! 1191 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:13,441 Feelings for an Earth woman-- I've gotta get off this planet. 1192 01:10:13,509 --> 01:10:15,510 I've got it! 1193 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:18,012 I don't have the right tools, so I'm having trouble getting-- 1194 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:21,749 Oh! Or we could do it your way. 1195 01:10:21,817 --> 01:10:25,286 But wait! This means your vehicle will cease to function. 1196 01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:27,989 I know how much it means to you. 1197 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,492 Well, that's too bad. Just had the darn thing washed too. 1198 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,835 That's good! That's-- 1199 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,004 Martin? Martin? 1200 01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:48,243 - [Coleye] Direct hit! - Uncle Martin? 1201 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:03,658 [Tim] Hey! Hey, what-- 1202 01:11:03,726 --> 01:11:07,328 Hey, you don't know what you're doing! Hey, hey! 1203 01:11:07,396 --> 01:11:12,066 Don't mess with that spaceship! It's gonna explode! 1204 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:14,235 - Narrow the beam. - Intensify. 1205 01:11:14,303 --> 01:11:17,138 [Lizzie Groaning] 1206 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,841 I'm not flame-retardant! 1207 01:11:19,908 --> 01:11:22,977 We're in here! Stop it! 1208 01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:25,046 - [Sobbing] - We're gonna die. 1209 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:29,183 - Die? And I'm still virgin wool! - It's okay. 1210 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:31,819 I'm scared! Hold me! [Sobbing] 1211 01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:33,888 Oh, this is nice. 1212 01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:36,257 [Beeping] 1213 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:43,531 [Coleye] Easy does it. 1214 01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:46,501 Great. 1215 01:11:46,568 --> 01:11:50,872 - Wow. Fascinating. - [Woman] Doctor. 1216 01:11:50,939 --> 01:11:53,374 It appears to be some sort of... 1217 01:11:53,442 --> 01:11:56,010 biomechanical transmitting device. 1218 01:11:56,078 --> 01:11:58,413 Doctor, there's some chewing gum wedged back in his molar. 1219 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,182 Leave it! Pestering me with Juicy Fruit! 1220 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:04,886 This guy's got a radio station inside of his skull! Here. 1221 01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:08,523 We'll put this under the electron microscope later. Whoa-ho! 1222 01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:12,260 Excellent. Armitan's gonna be eating his words! 1223 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:15,897 Perfect ending to an already perfect day. 1224 01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:19,867 - He's a little pale. - I think he's having a negative reaction to the tranquilizers. 1225 01:12:19,935 --> 01:12:22,270 Well, two CCs of adrenaline, stat! 1226 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:25,273 - Doctor, I think we're losing him. - [Yelling, Pounding] 1227 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,942 - Nothing. - [Man] Shut it down. 1228 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:31,813 - Get ready to try it again. This time, full power. - He's pointing to something. 1229 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:35,883 - He's pointing to the thing. - Pick it up. Pick-- 1230 01:12:35,951 --> 01:12:38,119 Pick it-- Yeah. No. No, no, no. 1231 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,555 No, that one. That one. 1232 01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:43,624 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 1233 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:46,661 This. Do this. 1234 01:12:46,729 --> 01:12:51,165 - [Beeping] - Yes! 1235 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,137 [Shouting] 1236 01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:02,009 Whoa-oh-oh! 1237 01:13:05,147 --> 01:13:07,482 No. No, no. Oh. 1238 01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:09,751 - Tim! - Oh! 1239 01:13:09,818 --> 01:13:12,253 All right, back off, Gomer. Hey. 1240 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:14,288 Give me that, dipstick! 1241 01:13:14,356 --> 01:13:16,357 You get Tim. I'll scare the locals. 1242 01:13:16,425 --> 01:13:18,593 [Shouts] 1243 01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,528 - Let's get out of here! - Call security! 1244 01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:23,030 - [All Shouting] - Nobody will take on the suit! 1245 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:25,600 My zipper is stuck, and I'm mad as hell! 1246 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:28,436 - Lizzie, what-- - Tim! Oh, are you okay? 1247 01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:30,872 - Fine, fine. Are you okay? - Oh, you wouldn't believe-- 1248 01:13:30,939 --> 01:13:34,976 - Yeah. - [Beeping] 1249 01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:38,179 - We got to find Martin. - Yeah. 1250 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:41,215 Back off! You heard me. 1251 01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:43,818 You don't understand. That spaceship's gonna explode in 20 minutes. 1252 01:13:43,886 --> 01:13:46,587 - It is? - On the floor. Now. 1253 01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:50,324 Excuse me. Arnold, Jean-Claude? 1254 01:13:50,392 --> 01:13:53,895 [Shouts] Not working. Oh. 1255 01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:56,664 - It's an empty suit. - Empty suit? 1256 01:13:56,732 --> 01:13:59,901 Now you've done it, Grasshopper. Whoo-aah! 1257 01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:05,473 Boxing? [Chuckles] 1258 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,675 - You should be boxing groceries. - [Grunts] 1259 01:14:07,743 --> 01:14:10,211 [Laughs] That tickles, ya big ox! 1260 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:13,314 Say, aren't you one of the Spice Girls? 1261 01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:16,083 - [Growling] - Alley-oop! 1262 01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:17,885 [Crashes] 1263 01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:19,987 Beavis down, Butt-head to go. 1264 01:14:20,055 --> 01:14:23,491 So, is it true you peed your bunk in summer camp? Ouch! 1265 01:14:23,559 --> 01:14:26,093 - [Screams] - [Gasping] 1266 01:14:26,161 --> 01:14:30,064 Oh, Gee-- Tim! Lizzie! 1267 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,900 - [Zoot Muttering] - [Grunts] 1268 01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:41,909 - [Grunting] - Ooh! 1269 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:45,279 [Groaning] 1270 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,382 - [Growls] - [Screams] 1271 01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,685 - [Growling] - [Groaning] 1272 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:55,590 [Groaning Continues] 1273 01:14:56,758 --> 01:14:59,227 - Uh-oh. - [Grunts] 1274 01:14:59,294 --> 01:15:01,429 - This is gonna hurt. - Ooh! 1275 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,298 - Ow! - [Lizzie Gasps] 1276 01:15:04,366 --> 01:15:07,435 - [Blows Landing, Both Grunting] - Lizzie! 1277 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,403 The ship's going to explode! 1278 01:15:09,471 --> 01:15:12,039 Veenox Seven. Chew this. 1279 01:15:12,107 --> 01:15:15,276 - [Punching Continues] - [Tim] You gotta believe it! 1280 01:15:25,621 --> 01:15:28,389 Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 1281 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:30,992 - [Growls] - [Screaming] 1282 01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:45,039 - [Snarls, Roars] - [Screams] 1283 01:16:00,989 --> 01:16:03,424 [Belches] Uh-oh. 1284 01:16:03,492 --> 01:16:06,160 Did you do something with your hair? 1285 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:10,164 Glad you noticed. [Roars] 1286 01:16:17,339 --> 01:16:19,874 [Mutters] Whoop! 1287 01:16:19,942 --> 01:16:22,043 [Sighs] 1288 01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:28,316 - I think I liked you better the other way. - Oh, really? 1289 01:16:28,383 --> 01:16:31,686 - [In Raspy Voice] Well, that can be arranged. - No, no. We gotta find Martin. 1290 01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:35,790 - Where's Zoot? - [Moaning] 1291 01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:38,593 Oh, no. 1292 01:16:39,895 --> 01:16:42,396 Come on! Come on! 1293 01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:45,199 Doctor, he's gone. 1294 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:48,469 He's not gone till I say he's gone, so back off! 1295 01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:51,205 - Back off! Now! - [Nurse] Charge the paddle. 1296 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:54,408 - [Man] All right, we're charged. - [Coleye] Clear! Clear! 1297 01:16:54,476 --> 01:16:57,678 All right. Clear! 1298 01:16:57,746 --> 01:17:01,048 - Come on, Martin. - [Electricity Buzzing] 1299 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:03,250 - Oh, damn! - There's no pulse, Doctor. 1300 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:07,555 All right, all right. I'm calling it. 8:15. 1301 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:11,826 - We're too late. - [Zoot] No, hurry! 1302 01:17:11,893 --> 01:17:15,329 - [Man] Would you like me to do the autopsy, Doctor? - Are you insane? 1303 01:17:15,397 --> 01:17:17,898 - You get out of here! Get out! - All right. All right. 1304 01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:20,534 All of you idiots, you get out. You get out. 1305 01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:23,237 - I'm goin'! - You get right out. Clowns! 1306 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,406 Come on. 1307 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:30,511 Okay, my sorry little Martian. 1308 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:33,681 Have it your way. 1309 01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:36,550 Let's open you up. 1310 01:17:36,618 --> 01:17:40,955 - [Lizzie] Assistance, Doctor? - What? No! You-- 1311 01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:43,524 Hey, wait a minute. You're not-- 1312 01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:46,193 - She came with me. - Oh. - Clear. 1313 01:17:46,261 --> 01:17:48,929 [Electricity Zapping] 1314 01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:51,766 [Moans] 1315 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:59,373 [Zoot's Voice] Must... be together. 1316 01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:21,062 Zoot! 1317 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:35,910 - [Gasps] - Martin? 1318 01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:42,349 - Martin! - [Groans] Tim! Lizzie! 1319 01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:45,252 - You're-- You're-- - [Zoot] Breathin', baby! I still got the touch. 1320 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,089 Oh, you beauteous bathrobe! [Laughs] 1321 01:18:48,156 --> 01:18:50,291 - Martin-- - Let's see cotton do that, huh? Easy. 1322 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:53,294 - I got an image! - [Martin] Okay, okay. 1323 01:18:53,361 --> 01:18:55,362 Martin! Martin! 1324 01:18:55,430 --> 01:18:58,499 - We don't have much time. - Blotz! 1325 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,268 - [Man, Over Loudspeaker] Shut down and monitor all exits. - [Sirens Wailing] 1326 01:19:01,336 --> 01:19:03,604 [Men Chattering, Indistinct] 1327 01:19:03,672 --> 01:19:06,607 [Woman, Over Loudspeaker] All units stand by for total lockup. 1328 01:19:08,376 --> 01:19:10,611 - Martin, can you get the lock? - I think so. 1329 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:14,415 - [Electricity Humming] - Come on! 1330 01:19:16,351 --> 01:19:19,286 - [Man, Over Loudspeaker] Biotech units on alert. - [Siren Wailing] 1331 01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:22,323 [Woman, Over Loudspeaker] All non-security personnel... 1332 01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:25,359 - are to report to their holding areas. - Come on. Stay down! 1333 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:29,130 - Stay down. - Here's a place! 1334 01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:31,398 All right. Stand back, you two. 1335 01:19:31,466 --> 01:19:33,567 [Device Beeping] 1336 01:19:41,209 --> 01:19:44,145 - [Siren Wailing] - What's going on? Where's the alien? 1337 01:19:44,212 --> 01:19:47,314 - There's been a slight problem. - Open that gate. Let's find Dr Coleye. 1338 01:19:47,382 --> 01:19:49,250 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. Right away. - Come on! 1339 01:19:49,317 --> 01:19:51,252 Let 'em through! 1340 01:19:52,487 --> 01:19:54,655 Here. 1341 01:19:57,225 --> 01:20:00,094 There. [Grunts] Contact. 1342 01:20:00,162 --> 01:20:02,997 There. I think that's going to work. 1343 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,667 I'm gonna miss you, Martin. 1344 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:10,871 - [Zoot Giggles] - You too, Zoot. - You're so full of starch! 1345 01:20:10,939 --> 01:20:13,574 Hey, let 'em know how you feel! [Chuckles] 1346 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,676 You're the best pet I ever had! 1347 01:20:15,744 --> 01:20:18,012 Stop being such a baby blanket! 1348 01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:20,948 [Mutters] 1349 01:20:21,016 --> 01:20:23,617 Lizzie, my dear friend. 1350 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:27,788 Take care, Uncle Martin. 1351 01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:34,628 I've done that before. It's very nice. I highly recommend it. 1352 01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:40,467 Good luck, you two. 1353 01:20:44,806 --> 01:20:47,908 Something tells me you're gonna miss your flight! 1354 01:20:47,976 --> 01:20:51,111 - Then in two minutes, we all die. - You're lying. 1355 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:54,949 Are you certain about that, Coleye? 1356 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:57,985 - Because I'm not. - What are you saying? 1357 01:20:58,053 --> 01:21:01,288 - Release him. - Release him? 1358 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:04,992 I have spent an entire career trying to prove that aliens exist. 1359 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:08,395 Now he's my proof! 1360 01:21:08,463 --> 01:21:10,564 Dead or alive, he's staying with me! 1361 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:12,433 Oh. Ohh! Ohh! 1362 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:14,935 Whoa! Aah! 1363 01:21:15,003 --> 01:21:18,439 - Martin? - I don't understand! I-- I-- 1364 01:21:18,506 --> 01:21:22,142 Coleye, you always were a little blotz. 1365 01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:25,646 - [Coleye] What? - Neenurt! 1366 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:29,416 Ha ha ha! I haven't heard that name in a long time. 1367 01:21:29,484 --> 01:21:33,854 - Pronounced properly, anyway. - You mean it was you all along? 1368 01:21:33,922 --> 01:21:39,159 I can't believe this! I should have known! You're a Martian? 1369 01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:41,295 I was-- Uhh! Aah! 1370 01:21:41,363 --> 01:21:44,164 [Screaming] 1371 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:54,675 Waaah! [Grunting] 1372 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:58,545 - [Chuckling] - Wait. You're the one I saw at the pier. 1373 01:21:58,613 --> 01:22:00,281 I was trying to get to you before they did. 1374 01:22:00,348 --> 01:22:03,317 I've been trying to hitch a ride home for 30 years! 1375 01:22:03,385 --> 01:22:06,820 What a beauty! Oh, by the way, 1376 01:22:06,888 --> 01:22:09,223 I believe these belong to you. 1377 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:12,126 [Gasps] My antennae. 1378 01:22:12,193 --> 01:22:15,663 I can't go home without these. I have a hard enough time getting dates as it is. 1379 01:22:15,730 --> 01:22:19,700 Mine's always giving me trouble too. And everything's in black and white. 1380 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:23,137 - [Groaning] - And those commercials-- "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"-- 1381 01:22:23,204 --> 01:22:26,740 That gum lost its flavour in '66. 1382 01:22:26,808 --> 01:22:29,710 All right. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1383 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:32,913 - Got to go. Farewell. - Come back for a visit sometime. 1384 01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:35,649 Maybe. 1385 01:22:35,717 --> 01:22:38,719 I'm beginning to see a glimmer of potential among you Earthlings. 1386 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:42,656 One word of advice: You'll never completely advance as a culture... 1387 01:22:42,724 --> 01:22:46,560 until you take care of your oceans and do away with daytime talk shows. 1388 01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:51,198 Goodbye, you crazy lovebirds! 1389 01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:54,068 Ah, stop being such a hysterical housecoat. 1390 01:22:54,135 --> 01:22:59,573 - See ya, Zoot. - Rollin', rollin', rollin' Keep them doggies rollin' 1391 01:23:01,109 --> 01:23:04,611 [Growling] Aliens! 1392 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:11,285 Wait! No! 1393 01:23:11,353 --> 01:23:13,554 Please! No! You can't! 1394 01:23:13,621 --> 01:23:16,457 Don't go! Come back! 1395 01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:20,194 No-o-o! 1396 01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:22,896 [Growls] 1397 01:23:22,964 --> 01:23:24,264 Aah! 1398 01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:26,633 What the-- Eeew! 1399 01:23:26,701 --> 01:23:30,204 Gum. Gum! 1400 01:23:30,271 --> 01:23:33,574 Wait, this is the alien gum! Yes! 1401 01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:35,876 Wait, wait. I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1402 01:23:35,944 --> 01:23:39,179 Well, you're not me, are ya? [Laughs] 1403 01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:42,983 I can learn more about them... 1404 01:23:43,051 --> 01:23:45,285 from their leftover-- 1405 01:23:45,353 --> 01:23:47,488 Wha-- That's brilliant! 1406 01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:50,124 I can feel every molecule of my body... 1407 01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:52,292 starting to change! 1408 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,496 [Laughing] 1409 01:23:56,965 --> 01:23:59,033 Aah! 1410 01:24:00,068 --> 01:24:02,503 Oh, no. 1411 01:24:06,508 --> 01:24:09,009 Hold it! Don't move! 1412 01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:12,413 - No! - Stop! Don't shoot! Get the tranquillizer gun. 1413 01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:14,982 No, not that, you idiots! 1414 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:18,485 - I'm not a Martian. - We got him, boys. Get the tranquillizer gun. 1415 01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:20,788 We've got one-- a real live Martian! 1416 01:24:20,855 --> 01:24:24,992 It's me. Coleye. No! No! 1417 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:27,361 Aah! 1418 01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:30,197 [Man] The truth is out there! 1419 01:24:30,265 --> 01:24:33,834 We are not leaving until they listen to us! We've got proof! 1420 01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:37,104 I saw one! He cloned my body! 1421 01:24:37,172 --> 01:24:39,106 He could be anywhere by now! 1422 01:24:39,174 --> 01:24:41,608 The truth is out there! 1423 01:24:41,676 --> 01:24:43,677 The truth is out there! 1424 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:47,147 So that's the story here from Santa Barbara City Hall. 1425 01:24:47,215 --> 01:24:50,284 - I'm Bill Randall, KGSC. - [Crowd Chanting] The truth, the truth, 1426 01:24:50,351 --> 01:24:53,053 the truth, the truth, the truth! 1427 01:24:53,121 --> 01:24:55,289 It's all I-- 1428 01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:03,730 - Hey, sleepy. Brought you some tea. - [Chuckles] 1429 01:25:06,801 --> 01:25:11,338 Listen, I've been thinking. Now that I really know what happened between us, 1430 01:25:11,406 --> 01:25:14,641 I think maybe we should just go back to the way things used to be. 1431 01:25:14,709 --> 01:25:18,312 - Mmm. - Our friendship really does mean a lot to me. 1432 01:25:18,379 --> 01:25:21,915 Yeah, well, I've been thinking too, and, uh, 1433 01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:24,318 I think I've got enough friends. 1434 01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:31,792 [Whooshing Sound] 1435 01:25:48,409 --> 01:25:50,744 [Rattling] 1436 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:55,616 - [Hissing] - One giant leap for man, one step backward for Martians. 1437 01:25:55,683 --> 01:25:59,019 - Zoot? - Hey, Tim, Lizzie! We're back! 1438 01:25:59,087 --> 01:26:02,856 - [Chuckles] - Zoot-- [Grunts] 1439 01:26:02,924 --> 01:26:06,126 Oh! Geez! Call a skycap, for cryin' out loud. 1440 01:26:06,194 --> 01:26:08,395 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 1441 01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:11,698 We've decided to stay here with you. 1442 01:26:11,766 --> 01:26:15,636 - Y-You what? - I kept thinking how lonely I was gonna be without you. 1443 01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:17,871 And since you said you were gonna miss me, 1444 01:26:17,939 --> 01:26:21,441 I thought I'd save us both the heartache of separation. 1445 01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:23,610 Ya-hah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1446 01:26:23,678 --> 01:26:28,482 B-B-B-But, Martin, I can't miss you if you don't go! 1447 01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:32,085 Exactly! Isn't it wonderful? 1448 01:26:32,153 --> 01:26:35,556 Farewell, Neenurt! 1449 01:26:35,623 --> 01:26:38,125 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Where's he going? 1450 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:40,894 To Mars, of course! 1451 01:26:40,962 --> 01:26:44,364 [Whooshing] 1452 01:26:45,733 --> 01:26:48,635 - Whoo! [Chuckling] - Wh-- 1453 01:26:48,703 --> 01:26:51,338 Martin. Martin. What are you doing? 1454 01:26:51,406 --> 01:26:54,975 Tim, since we'll be living together, let's do something about this furniture. 1455 01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:57,678 - Living together? What do you mean-- - I say we get rid of this couch, 1456 01:26:57,745 --> 01:27:01,248 and buy a hyperbolic resting chamber like normal beings have. 1457 01:27:01,316 --> 01:27:04,017 - No! No! You're not staying here. - Hey, who wants ice cream? 1458 01:27:04,085 --> 01:27:07,087 - [Chuckles] - Tonight I'm craving praline swirl. 1459 01:27:07,155 --> 01:27:09,289 - Martin-- You think this is funny? - [Chuckling] 1460 01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:11,291 You haven't seen him eat ice cream. It's not pretty! 1461 01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:14,995 Rocky road! Rocky road! Rocky road! [Shouts] 1462 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,197 - Martin, you can't-- He doesn't sleep. - [Shouting Continues] 1463 01:27:17,265 --> 01:27:19,533 He doesn't let me sleep. This can't happen. 1464 01:27:19,601 --> 01:27:21,635 I can't have a Martian for a roommate. 1465 01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:24,104 I can't. I just-- 1466 01:27:24,172 --> 01:27:26,340 - Oh, maybe I can. - [Chuckles] 1467 01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:31,178 Zoot! We've got cookie dough. Want some? 1468 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,547 Zoot. Zoot, where are you? 1469 01:27:33,615 --> 01:27:37,818 Bartender, a Mai "Tide", please. 1470 01:27:37,885 --> 01:27:41,021 Ah, Victoria's Secret. 1471 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:44,491 You people know how to live! 1472 01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:47,094 [Chuckles] Lycra. 1473 01:27:48,305 --> 01:27:54,799 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org